Monday, January 9, 2012

joke email: Jim’s birthday outing

Jim’s  birthday  outing
Since Jim works hard
at the factory and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball
at the gym, his wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard.  So
for his birthday, she takes him to a local beer pub.  The doorman at
the club greets them and says, “ Hey, Jim ! How ya doing ? ”  His wife
is puzzled  and asks if he has been to this pub before.  “ Oh no,” Jim
says, “ He’s on my bowling team.”  When they are seated, a waitress
asks Jim if he would like his usual Budweiser.  Jim’s wife is becoming
uncomfortable and says, “ You must have come here many times for that
woman to know you drink Budweiser.”

“ No honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League.  We share lanes with them.”
A lady dancer comes over to their table and throws her arms around Jim
and says, “ Hi Jimmy, you want your usual table dance ? ”  By now,
Jim’s wife is furious and she grabs her purse and storms out of the
club.  Jim follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
 The cab driver turns his head and says, “ Hi Jim,  looks like you
have picked up a real doozy this time !!! ”

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