funny email : porch

Handyman’s  job
A woman wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a
handyman and started convassing in a wealthy neighborhood.  She went
to the house of a wealthy man and asked the owner if he had any jobs
for her to do.  “ Well, you can paint my porch.  How much will you
charge ?” 
The woman said, “ How about fifty dollars ?”  The wealthy
man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder that she might need
were in the garage.  A short time later, the woman came to the door to
collect her money.

“ You’re finished already ? ” he asked.
“ Yes,” she answered, “ and since I had some paint left over, I gave
it two coats.”  Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the
fifty dollars.

“ And by the way,” she added, “ that’s not a Porch, it’s a Mercedes !”