Wednesday, January 4, 2012

forwarded email parachute club

  Yesterday your daughter asked why u didn't do something useful with your time.   She suggested to go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys my own age.  

U did this, and when u got home last night u told her that u had joined a parachute club .   She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 60 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. 

She said to you, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" 

U R in trouble again and don't know what to do! You signed up for five jumps a week!   Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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