Friday, May 8, 2009

Pondering - truth you might already know [part 2]

17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks

before you need it.

19. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a

mistake when you make it again.

21. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

22. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race

has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would

be "meetings".

26. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

27. People who want to share their religious views with you almost

never want you to share yours with them.

28. You should not confuse your career with your life

29. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

30. Never lick a steak knife.

31. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

32. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and

compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

33. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to

make a big deal about your birthday.

34. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down

inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

35. Your friends love you anyway.

36. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur

built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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