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How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell?
You'd be surprised!
> > Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Queen says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how> my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says "Ten million dollars" He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.
Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks "'why so little?". The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.
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