Men are like...

Men are like suckers... Sweet untill you get to the stick!!
Men are like toilet paper there only good for one thing.......wiping you ass on!!    
Men are like Sports cars too small, too high maintenance, and always trying to pick up your friends.
Men are like the sun, they all think the world revolves around them.
Men are like weather reports you really shouldn't believe a word they say.
Men are like martinis one isn't enough and two is usually too many.
Men are like taxi cabs,there's usually another one coming along any minute.
Men are like ladybugs,you actually feel bad squashing the cute ones.
Men are like new shoes,.once you break them in, they're fun to walk on.
Men are like earthquakes sometimes they make you want to scream and run out of the building.
Men are like Chinese food,a half an hour later you're ready for something new.
Men are like houseplants, very intelligent, but you're still supposed to talk to them.
Men are like library books,there are still millions you haven't checked out.
Men are like mannequins,it's impossible to get that blank look off their faces  
Men are like easter eggs, they‘re hollow ....
Men are like... Pokemon
Ya gotta catch em all! You don’t win with jus one. Each has a certain quality a woman needs. And if you come across one that is mean to you, you have your other men beat him up! 
Men are like...Birth control...something always pops up and doesnt always work out as planned. 
Men are like...
Vegetables in a supermarket. The good ones are hard to find.  
Men are like cola... lovely and bubbly but soon go flat.
Men are like kettles... they get all hot and steamy when you plug them in but then they go off.
Men are like aeroplanes... sometimes they fly, and sometimes they crash + burn.   
Men are like... fire
Fun to look at, lots of colors, and they always burn out without more fuel.

Guide to a better life

This is amazing, Randy Pausch 47 yrs old, A computer Sc. lecturer from Mellon University. He died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book "The last lecture"� before then, one of the bestsellers in 2007. What a legacy to leave behind





In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful "guide to a better life" for his wife and children to follow.
May you be blessed by his insight.

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Personality:
1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
3. Don't over do; keep your limits
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:
15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others
17. Forgive everyone for everything
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day
20. What other people think of you is none of your business
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.
23. GOD heals everything
24. Do the right things
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
27. The best is yet to come
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, people you play with, people you work with and people you live with. Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.

Remember,

GOOD THINGS ARE FOR US TO SHARE.....!!!!!!