motivational email: How To Plant Your Garden

motivational email:
How To Plant Your Garden
 First, you come to the garden alone,
                        While the dew is still on the roses....
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING,
          PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:

 1. Peace of mind
                2. Peace of heart
                                 3. Peace of  soul
PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:

1. Squash gossip
 2. Squash indifference
 3. Squash grumbling
 4. Squash selfishness

 PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:

1. Let us be faithful 2. Let us be kind
3. Let us be patient
4. Let us really love one another

 NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:


1. Turn up for meetings
                   2. Turn up for service
                               3. Turn up to help one another

 TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
1. Time for each other
                   2. Time for family
                               3. Time for friends      
WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE..   THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. 

forwarded email: Butter or margarine

forwarded email: Pass The Butter Please.

This is interesting...........

Margarine was originally developed to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put money into the research wanted a payback, so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product.

It was a white substance with no food appeal, so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings.

DO YOU KNOW the difference between Margarine and Butter?

Read on to the end... it gets very interesting.

The two have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared with 5 grams for Margarine.

Eating Margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of Butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating Butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits; whereas Margarine has few, and that is only because those are added!


Butter tastes much better than Margarine, and it can enhance the flavors of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries; whereas Margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

Regarding Margarine, it:

Is very high in transfatty acids.

Triples the risk of coronary heart disease.

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol).

Increases the risk of cancers by as much as five times.

Lowers the quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

AND HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC and it shares 27 ingredients with PAINT.

These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life, and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, which changes the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself:

Purchase a container of Margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days, you will notice a couple of things:

No flies, not even those pesky fruit flies, will go near it (that should tell you something).

It does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value. Nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

joke email: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

joke emails :GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece &  gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel -  has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts

THE END.

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